Chicks can say “size doesn’t matter” all they want, but we all know that’s bulls***. Every time you drop your drawers for some lucky woman, she makes a snap judgement the second she sees what you’re packing. You may have wowed her with your tongue and fingers already, but once your drawers drop, if you’re less than well-endowed, all that prep work goes out the window. It’s not your fault, really. You were born with this body and all its subsequent parts. (And don’t lie, you made a snap judgement about her tits the first time you saw them, so it goes both ways).

So, for those of you out there who need a little help in the enlarging department, listen up! Many options exist. From penis pumps (yes, Austin Powers’ Swedish-made penis enlarger is a real thing), to rubber silicone insertions, to prosthetic implants, if you’re willing to put in the time and money, that crank can go from puny to powerful in no time at all.

One method gaining popularity, and this might sound a little gross, is to inject your penis with your own blood. This is done to gain a little extra length, and approximately 1.5 inches in circumference. Here’s how it works: your own blood is drawn, concentrating the platelets, and then the platelet-rich plasma is injected back into your member.

A simple 20-minute procedure could give you some of the best 20-minute ‘sessions’ of your life. And honestly, if women can infuse fat from their asses into their cheeks and lips, then inserting blood doesn’t seem that bad. Now, with any medical procedure, there are risks and repercussions, so look into this before running to the nearest clinic, syringe in hand.

Also, like lip injections, this won’t last forever, but it’ll give you a good run. It’s recommended that you give your little (now big) man some time to heal after the procedure (about two days), but after that, you’re free to unleash the fury! Your next conquest never needs to know that the amazing handful she just grabbed onto was boosted by medical means—and your own blood.

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