Phones can pretty much do it all nowadays. Activate home alarm systems, check your heart rate, calculate your BAC, translate foreign text into English —the list goes on and on. It’s ridiculous how many things your phone can do, right? And now, ladies of the world can rejoice, because a new interactive app guarantees to get them off. Yes, you read that correctly.

The app is called O-Cast, created by the webcam platform CamSoda. And, even though the app itself is free, it requires a corresponding vibrator, the Lovense “Lush” Bluetooth vibrator, which costs roughly $100. By using your tongue—yes, we said tongue (we can discuss the grossness of that later) or your finger (that’s better), you get sixty seconds to tap, swipe, and swirl all over the screen of your phone, creating all the things you would do to her box, if you could.

She then takes that special vibrator, selects the “program” you just recorded (you can even name it), and she’ll get to experience all the tapping and swirling that you recorded. Don’t want your chick cheating on you when you’re on that business trip? This might not be a bad idea.

The app has pre-recorded “sessions” as well, if you need ideas, or want to experience other people’s prowess. Porn stars have even recorded selections, if your girl wants to know what it’s like to be pleasured by a real pro. Like we said, the app is free, but to download a recording costs 99 cents, and of course, that $100 vibrator.

You love oral sex and you love your phone. So, go ahead, get affectionate with your cellular shag pal.

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