No woman is perfect. We all know that. Some get damn close to perfect, but all men and women have their little pet peeves. It can be just one small thing a woman does that ends up turning her man off and no, it doesn’t have to be sexual. Sometimes it can be everyday occurrences that drive us crazy. We believe that every woman out there is guilty of at least one of these offenses:

What’s wrong? “Nothing.”

If men could read minds, all our troubles would be put to rest. However, we aren’t nearly that amazing, so when we try to ask what’s wrong, we’re answered with the haunting riddle: “Nothing.” Something’s obviously wrong if we have to ask, and we’re showing the care to at least inquire. Women deserve their men to be more in tune without any verbal cues, but caustic attitudes don’t foster healthy relationships. Everyone should at least try to fix their problems, rather than pretend they don’t exist.

Cluttered Bathroom

Women have to keep up a beautiful image and that requires many tools to get ready. Between hair products, curling irons, straighteners, and makeup, there’s hardly any counter space for us. We don’t blame women for trying to look their best (we obviously prefer it,) but can you spare a little space for us? Like an ugly stepchild, we’re often relegated to a forgotten drawer under the sink.

Are you ready yet?

We know men only need about 15 minutes to get ready. So that just adds to the frustration when the girlfriend has to take over an hour in the bathroom. Even if we match up our routine to end at the same time, we still end up having to wait. We understand that it’s important to look good when going out, that’s why we appreciate the result of all your hard work. That doesn’t make waiting go by any faster, though!

Nitpicking

All men have their minor habits. Some guys leave an occasional sock on the floor or forget to take out the trash. Nobody’s perfect, so why do some women (most) feel it’s necessary to nitpick ALL THE TIME? The unforgiving accusations tend to cut deeper than the actual problem, so let’s all agree not to point fingers and talk it out like adults.

Control Freaks

A healthy relationship comes from mutual understanding and compromise from both ends. But you won’t find that if you’re dating a controlling woman. Controlling women, much like the nitpickers, want to make sure you’re obedient and tethered to a short chain. They want to shape you into their image of a “perfect boyfriend.” The control freak is a huge turn off! But then again, some of us like the abuse…

Ladies, do us all a favor, and knock this shit off. Can’t we all just get along and live a happy and horny life? Yeah, I thought so!

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