There’s a new energy drink on the market that’s either a really clever marketing scheme, or some sort of secret elixir we need to get our hands on, ASAP! Maybe the new Pussy Energy Drink inspires you to go out and get some, or instead of the way “Redbull Gives You Wings,” it gives you the ultimate babe magnet mojo.

Or perhaps it gives the ladies a bit of a jolt down there to help get her in the mood and negates the “headache” excuse when it’s time to play.

Could it be a magic potion to take cougars back to their youth and give them more stamina for when they are out on the town looking to sink their claws into unsuspecting prey?

While all these ideas seem perfectly logical and all, the manufacturers actually claim it’s just a natural, caffeinated drink that is “fresh, clean, and highly enjoyable like only Pussy can be.”

So basically they invented a refreshing beverage and named it after something that will shock consumers into giving into their curiosity. You know that no matter how much the product is downplayed you still want to order some pussy just to say that you did.

This pussy does pack a punch with a dose of Guarana to spike your energy levels, and has a pleasant flavor with hints of white grape and lime. If you’re going through a dry spell then you’re in luck!

At least now you’re guaranteed to get some pussy whenever you want.

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